1.6K views Sep 2009
A group stranded in a remote area repeatedly finds no cell service, struggles with dead phones, and argues over a missing phone in this horror movie parody.
0:03 We gotta be in some kind of sunspot or something. There's no signal getting out. 0:07 Perfect. No signal. 0:12 No signal. 0:12 There's no signal. 0:14 No signal. Okay. 0:15 All right, I'm fully charged, but there's no signal out here. 0:18 Any signal? 0:19 Nope. 0:20 You got a signal here? 0:23 No, just games. 0:24 Is anyone getting a signal out here? 0:26 No one can get a signal up here. 0:28 I can't get a signal. 0:30 Ah, still no signal. 0:31 There's no signal. 0:32 Find a signal? 0:32 No, nothing. 0:35 97% nationwide coverage, and we find ourselves in that 3%. 0:39 Yeah. 0:40 Nothing, dude. 0:41 I got nothing. 0:43 Yeah, me either. 0:44 We're out of range, I'm not getting anything. 0:46 Hey, are you getting anything? 0:47 No, nothing. 0:49 Great, no reception. 0:50 This cell phone reception is for shit out here. 0:53 No, no, the service here sucks. 0:55 No bars. I hate the cells. 0:58 One bar. 1:01 One bar. No bar. 1:04 This is what I paid for this thing. You think I get more than one bar served? 1:08 Ah, damn it. 1:10 I want to put a locator on Strom's mobile phone. 1:14 Right away, sir. 1:27 Come on. 1:31 Great. 1:33 Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? No shit. 1:38 Hello? 1:40 Hello? Hello? 1:42 Hello? 1:43 Hello? 1:45 Hello? I'm not gonna make this. 1:49 You're the one 1:49 Hello. 1:49 who's the actor here. 1:51 Hello? Fuck. 1:59 Shit. 2:02 This was meant to receive calls, not make them. 2:07 Wait a minute. This has happened before. 2:13 There's too much interference. 2:16 I don't got nothing. Not static. Shit! 2:19 Base, this is Ellis, over. We need extraction, over. I guess we are on our own. 2:28 The point of having a portable phone, idiot, is that it works when you need it. 2:31 I have a power cable for it. 2:32 Yeah, and I have a cigarette lighter that doesn't work. 2:35 Ah! 2:36 Did you try your cell phone again? 2:38 Yeah, it's dead. You used up all the battery when you're talking to Mike. 2:43 Damn it! 2:45 Must have forgot to charge it. 2:47 You dumb shit. 2:49 Son of a bitch. 2:56 Shit. Shit! 3:08 All right then, first things first. Rule number one, no mobile phones. 3:11 Wait. 3:12 What? 3:16 Hey! 3:27 I dropped my phone in his car. 3:28 Wait, wait, wait. 3:32 No. 3:33 Call 911. 3:33 Come on, come on. 3:36 God damn it, fuck! 3:41 Oh God. 3:42 What? 3:44 Oh no. 3:46 I'm sorry. 4:01 Hey, what the fuck are you doing, man? 4:11 Stealing satellite phones makes sense. You can hawk them. You can run up charges on somebody else's account. 4:19 But burning them. 4:40 Freeze! You know who it is. You know who it is. 4:45 Really? Because if there was signal on the road, you should go there. 4:48 No, I didn't get one. 4:49 What do you mean? 4:51 No, I mean, I never said- 4:52 Can you hear me now? What the fuck was that? 4:54 What the fuck? It was a joke. 
