Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffwhoredersDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.4K views May 2010A man obsessed with collecting people tries to clean up his house for a show. Show transcript0:01This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.0:04You can do this, Captain.0:05This is out of control. We can barely pay rent. I told him if he doesn't clean this up, I'm out of here.0:13These are my whores.0:26I don't know why I keep all these bitches. I mean, maybe it's because I love them, but I know now that some of these hoes gotta go.0:33I mean, taking hoes away from me is like taking popcorn away from Orville Redenpopper.0:37I work with people who suffer from OCD, hoarding, and lots of stuff.0:42Thank you.0:43Are you gonna make them throw out the trash or what?0:44Did nobody ask your opinions?0:46Positive words, Captain. Are you ready for this?0:50Let's make some cuts.0:56Well, she trying to improve herself, so.0:58Okay, but if she's trying to improve herself, that means she's not good enough right now.1:02Let's move on.1:07I mean, she just turned 18.1:10How did she hurt her eye, Captain?1:12She ran into a door.1:13Mm-hmm.1:13Okay, you have to get rid of the clumsy whores. I'm sorry.1:17You gotta leave, little bruises. You gotta go.1:20Fuck you.1:21Hey, fuck you! It's about loyalty, bitch!1:23Okay, okay.1:32All right, Captain, you're doing a great job so far. Now, what about this one here?1:37Oh man, I can't cut her. She was my first hoe.1:39Okay.1:39Dr. Little Dick, she hasn't turned a trick in 10 years.1:42Hey, I've been sucking dick before you even first got molested.1:46Who the hell1:46Y'all gotta knock it off, all right? That's enough noise coming out of everybody.1:49I just1:49Why don't you get the fuck out of here? Did nobody ask you?1:52Hey, bitch, it's time for y'all to be quiet up in here. We taping a TV show.1:57Captain P's made some great progress. He treats his women-2:00Captain P is taking a whore through the back door.2:02Isn't he allowed to?2:03Back door.2:04Okay.2:05See? Back door. What are you doing?2:08What are you doing?2:09Lady, stop.2:09What do you mean?2:10We're trying to clean this house out, and you can't bring them back in.2:12Hey, these are my mama's girls. These ain't mine.2:14Okay, these aren't your mama's girls. These are girls we put on the truck earlier.2:17You have to get them out.2:18Get to the truck.2:19That was the deal.2:20Go.2:20I'm sorry, ladies, you have to go.2:22I choose you.2:24We're gonna get so much more business after this.2:25I choose you. I choose you.2:36Welcome.2:39Huh. This is the kind of house I can really see myself having some sex in.2:44Thanks. Shall we?2:55What the fuck is you standing around for, bitch? Get back to work.
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