Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffThe Gopher DubDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Feb 2009A parody infomercial shows a Billy Mays impersonator using a grabber tool to pick up household clutter, toys, trash, and metal objects. Show transcript0:00Billy Mays here with another fantastic product. Ah, excuse me, I'm just gonna pick this up.0:06I'm kind of thirsty. That's right, it's time to reach up high and reach up low with my new Gopher.0:11Don't you hate when you have sex with those socks and you leave them in those hard to reach areas?0:15Well, not anymore with my Gopher. You can pick all that shit up.0:18Just grab it, lift it, and grab it. And you could get those TV remotes with the grifting and lifting.0:25That's right, it's time to pick this shit up, lock on for control, put this motherfucker up here because we're just that lazy.0:32It's time to suck on with the sucking action. It's time to lock on with the locking action, and it's time to water with the watering action.0:41You can reach under the bed with this shit too. I see you. That's right, picking up trash is a breeze.0:47Fuck!0:47You're tripping. Stop tripping. It's time to use this shit outside.0:51You got a hot summer day in your short shorts, you got the kids inside stealing all your food, just having a blast, picking up their toys and shit.0:59It's fucking precision action is so precise, and you can hold over 5 pounds of shit, I mean sugar.1:05You can even use it to pick up the shit inside your car. I don't care.1:09Fucking put it in your drawers, it's easy. Oh yeah, and crippled people can use it too, I guess.1:14I just love using my Gofer. I go outside and I pick up my trash, then I go inside and I pick up my stash.1:22Some say it goes for 34.95. Fuck that. I'm gonna give you 2 of these motherfuckers for only 19.99.1:29That's right. Oh yeah, and you can pick up this shit too with the Magna Gopher.1:33That's right, it's free. Picking up spoons, picking up keys, picking up all kinds of metal.1:39That's right. Fucking 2 of these bad boys and a gopher. 80 bucks, just fucking with you, it's 20.1:46Your booty dubs.1:51Fuck!
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