Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffYou Cant Touch Mormon JesusDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share6.6K views Mar 2009An animated explanation of Mormonism's theology regarding the origins and nature of Jesus. Show transcript0:02Mormon Jesus.0:06Mormon Jesus.0:10Mormon Jesus.0:12Long, long, Mormon Jesus. Long ago, a spirit child on one of these planets was conceived through an unidentified goddess named Elohim.0:21Elohim was conceived. This spirit child was later born to human parents near a mysterious star called Mormon Jesus.0:30Mormons believed in Mormon Jesus. Through obedience to Mormon Jesus, he was elevated to godhood as Mormon Jesus.0:40The Mormon teaching and death and resurrection, endless sex, all life.0:45The God of Mormonism and his wife produced billions of sons for the devil and a billion tons of children.0:51The sons of the Mormon king over a heavenly meeting, meeting to decide their destiny of to have sex with Elohim's eldest son, Lucifer, and his brother, Mormon Jesus.1:03Elohim's son, Mormon Jesus, approved the proposal of the Mormon Jesus.1:09Savior of the planet Earth would be Mormon Jesus.1:14Early Mormon prophets1:15Mormon Jesus.1:15thought that Elohim and one of his wives came to Adam to start soon life again, to have sex with a virgin in order to provide Mormon Jesus with the Indians, Mary, Martha, and Mary Magdalene.1:26Of these wives, at least 3 wives produced at least a million of Israelites.1:31The Jesus of Mormonism, Mormon Jesus.1:36Mormon Jesus.1:40Joseph Smith. Joseph Smith.1:54Woman time.