Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffAngry MarriageDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Apr 2010A bar argument between two men turns into mock wedding vows, a brief reconciliation, and another fight that leaves one of them dead. Show transcript0:01Okay, so that's one Queen sidecar and one Her Majesty's Secret Daiquiri.0:05Yeah, it's great.0:08Hey man, what the fuck?0:10What the fuck is your problem?0:11Watch where you're going, asshole.0:13Hey, just don't touch me.0:14Come on, Larry, leave it alone.0:16This guy fucking pushed me.0:18Oh, you'll know if I push you.0:19Oh yeah? You want to step outside?0:21Just ignore him, Tom.0:22I ain't ignoring shit.0:24Come on, let's go.0:26Yeah, run away, chicken shit.0:28Fucking guys.0:29I ain't running. I'll stay in your fucking ass all fucking night.0:33Hey, I'm in it for the long haul. I'll marry your stupid ass.0:37Oh yeah, till death do us part, asshole.0:40I fucking do. I, Larry Branson, promise that I will not chicken shit out until you admit that you're a pussy, or until one of us dies.0:54The ring, please.0:58Yeah!1:00Come on!1:00Come on.1:01Come on!1:01Let's go.1:02Come on.1:02Come on.1:03Come on.1:03Fucking guys.1:04Come on!1:05Come on.1:06Come on.1:14Yeah, read and weep, asshole.1:22You fucking lemony asshole. Yeah, that's right. Come on, Mary.1:26Come on. Right here. Yeah, right here. Come on, I ain't going nowhere.1:30Drink it up. All right. Drink it up. Yeah, that's right.1:35Yeah. Yeah. I got it, man. I got it right here.1:41Mm.1:46Jeez, all these fucking receipts.1:48Eh, quit your bitching, all right? Hey, what's this? That's for that sweater I got you last year for your dumbass birthday.1:59You said you fucking made it yourself.2:01No, I, I never said... You fucking lied to me.2:06No, I...2:08Maybe our wedding vows were a lie too. Chicken shit, come back!2:29What the fuck? You gonna start something?2:35No.2:41Don't worry, sweetie. He'll come back. You two were made for each other.2:48I- it's easier for him. What if I have to find somebody else?2:55I don't think you're gonna have to worry about that.3:03I'm sorry. I shouldn't have lied.3:06No, it was my fault. I, you know, I overreacted.3:12You wanna get back together?3:16Yeah.3:16All right, chicken shit, it's on, asshole.3:23You're a chicken shit.3:24You're a pussy, you will.3:27Oh yeah? You want to make something of it?3:30Maybe I do. Maybe I.3:36I'm sorry. He's gone.3:42Oh, I guess he wasn't such a chicken shit after all. Yeah, well.3:50Bartender!3:53Oh,3:56my life.4:15Oh, Saint Peter! Oh, Saint Peter!4:18Come on. One side.
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