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Larry tells his friend he backed down after a man insulted him at the doctor’s office, so his friend gives him an absurd, graphic metaphor for standing up to bullies.
0:00 I need to talk to you. 0:02 What's going down, Larry? 0:04 Listen to this, all right? 0:06 In the doctor's office earlier, there's a guy sitting there, a skinhead, okay? 0:11 He looks at me and he says, what the fuck are you looking at, Jew boy? 0:15 What? 0:15 Fucking faggot. 0:17 What? What? What you do? 0:20 What I do? 0:21 Yeah, what you do? 0:23 I slunk out. 0:25 You slunk out? 0:26 Slunk. I slunk out. 0:28 So you didn't do shit, and you punked out. That's what the fuck happened, right? 0:31 Yeah, I punked out. I punked out. 0:33 How'd that happen? 0:34 What was I gonna do? The guy, the guy could have killed me. 0:36 Next time a man call you a fucking spacket, you get in that ass, Larry. 0:40 You know what I mean? You get in that ass, Larry. That's what the fuck you do. 0:43 What are you talking about? 0:43 You let the man slide today. You gotta immediately get in somebody's ass when that happens to you. 0:48 You pull their asshole open, step into their asshole, close the door behind you, take a spray paint can, right? 0:53 Uh-huh. 0:53 Larry was here. You spray paint, Larry was here, wash me, all that kind of shit. 0:58 Fuck his whole asshole up. These snicker bars, throw some paper on the floor, read a newspaper, boil the paper up the newspaper, and throw the newspaper on the floor. 1:05 Fuck his whole asshole up, you know what I'm saying? Then you open that asshole one more time. 1:08 Open it again, open that asshole again. Oh! Step out his ass and leave that motherfucker wide open so he know you've been there. 1:15 Open it up, step in. 1:17 Asshole. 1:17 Spray paint, Larry was here, leave garbage, Snickers, eat Snickers, leave garbage. 1:21 Sit. Fuck it. 1:22 Get out. 1:23 Mm. 1:23 Open it up again. 1:24 Yeah, step out the asshole. 1:25 Step out. 1:26 Don't close that motherfucker. Leave it open so he know you've been there. 1:29 You feel me? 1:30 I got you. 1:31 That's how you handle people. Mm. Get in that ass, Larry. 1:35 Don't worry. 1:36 All right. 1:38 Hope you don't get me killed. 1:41 My man. 
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