1.5K views Mar 2010
In this comedy sketch, a therapist turns husbands’ household and relationship duties into World of Warcraft-style quests to help them reconnect with their wives.
0:01 No, don't touch me until you go to the auction house and trade that shit in for a Thunderfier. 0:04 You know I can't afford the Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. 0:06 Then level the fuck up and stop getting pawned by farm animals and arachnids and shit. 0:10 That's easy for you to say. You're level 70! 0:13 Damn right I am, noob. 0:22 I had a little bit of an addiction. 0:23 He was always just talking about this damn game. 0:25 It's turned him into a pussy. 0:27 He just couldn't tear himself away. 0:28 I needed help. 0:29 He needed. Luckily, I found Doctor Sokol. 0:31 You will think of your marriage first and not of playing a video game all day. 0:36 We're taking World of Warcraft and making it World of Wifecraft. 0:39 Because of their bra, women are level 70. 0:41 Level 70. 0:43 I've asked the wives to hold off on all sex with their husband until they have reached level 40. 0:48 That they they won't be touching. 0:49 The only way these guys are going to work on their relationships is if they think they're playing the game. 0:53 3, 2, 1. They now look at each marital obligation as an exciting quest. 0:58 Talk me through it. What happened? 0:59 Well, this white bottle doesn't look like dish soap, so I took this pink bottle with the hand in the glass on it and put in the, uh... 1:06 You got the wrong soap in there. 1:07 Are you sure, Bill? I mean, 1:08 Listen to me here. I've been to this quest before. Gotta get that soap out. 1:10 I don't have time. She's pulling in the driveway right now. 1:12 Listen to me. Get that soap out of there. Stat. 1:15 These are tough quests, and you're not always going to do them, but with help of your friends, they'll talk you through it. 1:19 Without communicating with them, I probably would have said something rude, something about, like, your thighs or your or something. 1:24 Oh my God! 1:25 I don't really see where Doctor Sokol's advice really helped us. 1:28 While you go on quiet walks, you talk to me now. 1:32 Mm, that's kind of all part of the game, though. 1:35 Sure it is. 1:35 I don't know why we have to wait until I reach level 40 before we- 1:39 Because we're not going to do that without the proper experience. 1:42 No, no, no, no. 1:46 No. Jesus Christ. Not at level 40 yet. 1:51 Because she's a level 70, we- 1:54 Oh, you got that new expansion pack. 1:56 She's a level 80. She can kill me with a dirty look. 1:58 Can we get anything? 1:59 Just like in the game, we make mistakes, we die, and we have to go find our body. 2:03 Damn it! 2:03 It's going really good. 2:04 Mm-hmm. 2:04 She's only had to kill me... 2:06 Twice? 2:06 Right, and my other buddies have been killed a bunch of times. 2:08 Do you think the stress will make me look fat? 2:10 Yeah, I mean, no. 2:13 Hey babe, I can't find my keys. Oh my God, my bush daisies. 2:17 Baby. 2:17 I got it over 2 corners, what do I do? 2:19 Take the fitted sheet and pull it over the entire mattress. Wait a minute, she's not still sleeping, is she? 2:24 She just fucking killed me, dude. 2:25 That look of fucking death, that... 2:30 and then I'm dead. Do you know what it's like to be killed by a level 70 and to spend the next 20 minutes scrambling around looking for your dead body? 2:35 No, you don't, because you are level 70 and you're powerful because you have or whatever. 2:39 We're going to go to a baby shower this weekend, which is a big step. 2:42 I do love baby showers. 2:44 I could power level up to 40 in one event. 2:46 Okay, guys, these baby showers have given us problems in the past. 2:48 Let's just get through it, reach level 40, and then we can all mount our ladies. 2:52 All right, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to go in first. 2:54 I'm going to use Intimidating Yawn that will scatter them. Chris, you have a level crunch for us real quick? 2:58 Yeah, give me a second. I'm getting a 30.33, repeating, of course, percentage of survival. 3:03 Well, that's better than we usually do, so. 3:04 Let's do this. 3:05 Who rocks the baby shower, ladies? 3:07 Oh my God, he just ran in. 3:08 I can't walk in there and say the wrong thing. We're all going to get slaughtered. 3:11 Sean, you're stupid as hell. 3:12 Oh my God. 3:14 At least I have beer. 3:15 Oh. 
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