Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffAthene Defines PwnedDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.5K views Oct 2008Athene rants about losing a World of Warcraft leveling record, then claims he and his friends beat the new time without the rival’s large group. Show transcript0:05Hi everyone, this is Athene, best pun in the world, and this is my behind the scene clips.0:12That means that you got like, we got the scene and we're behind it.0:16You get that shit? It's like how I really am in game and stuff like that.0:20There is no all kind of storyline and all that shit. It's just me, pure, me, myself, and I with my boyfriend Furious.0:30I'm gonna make a new, new clip today, and it's gonna be about the power leveling records and all the, the poopa.0:37As you can see, I made a thread on the forums. I normally, I've already said I'm a thing, I'm the best pal in the world.0:44I don't, I don't like to hang out with noobs, but sometimes I just want to go there and show them the way to life.0:51Just said, yeah, I promised a video about how I power leveled, please keep the replies polite since every thread of me gets locked or deleted because noobs start to flame each other.1:02No flaming. The guide is for free, but donations can be sended to Mineva on Stormscale.1:09Merciless gladiator at me.1:13Very sincere.1:16No arrogancy, just to the point. Anyway, let's check out what the noobs has to say.1:21Athene, you're not the best 170 anymore. One day, 4 hours by a German druid.1:26Fucking German. German here did it in one day, 4 hours. One days, 4 hours, 28 minutes, 34 seconds.1:35It's actually the record, the world record. He said, yeah, he he I I I got beaten.1:41I got beaten. They said I got beaten. I'm a very sportive guy.1:44You did it faster than me.1:47I care to explain as well how you did it. He actually surrounded his entire woke community, more than 100 people.1:57He abused wasted time. He planned it for 200 hours. He said it himself.2:02I mean, how much, how, how kind, how no lifer can you go? Planning 2 200 hours2:10to beat a record for 1 day, 4 hours, instead of just putting those 200 hours in power leveling your character, you would do it even faster.2:18How can you be so stupid? I don't ki- I don't really get that shit.2:21You plan 200 hours to make a character from 1 to 17 in 1 day, 4 hours, and then you go like, yeah, yeah, I just did it like that.2:30I didn't even plan shit. I just went with my guy and I just fucking pooned a sheer.2:34I'm Athene, the best pal in the world. You think I care? I don't give a shit.2:39Look in my eyes. Huh? Look in my eyes. Do I glitter? Huh?2:45Do I glitter for one sec?2:48I don't give a shit.3:01I do not give a shit.3:08We don't give a shit?3:09Shit.3:10Shit.3:11She.3:12She.3:14She. I don't give a3:17She.3:18She. We don't care about your3:22She.3:24She. You think I'm frustrated that you did it faster than me?3:28Huh?3:30You're frustrated.3:31You frustrated. Do I look like I care? I don't give a fuck. Fuck you.3:37I don't give a fuck about you. You mister. Where the fuck are you?3:41Where the fuck is your stupid name? Tosok, Tosok, Tos- you fucking frustrated Tosok.3:47Just like a little kid. You're like a little kid. I don't care.3:51I don't care about your stupid record, you fucking asshole. I don't give a fuck.3:56I don't give a fuck, fuckity fuck.3:58You don't give a fuck.3:59We don't give a fuck. You look.4:02You don't give a fuck.4:04We don't give, we don't give a fuck. That fucking German uses rest of time.4:08It's fucking cheating. He's cheating. He didn't break my record.4:12Nobody breaks a team's record. We broke, we break you. I broke you, German.4:17Athene just got Hat- Hatgren, Hatgren, Hatgren, a fucking, a fucking warrior's tauron.4:24A war- if you roll warrior, you roll orc. Orc is 35 stun resistance, you fucking moron, for warstump.4:32Warstump. Then you come, you say just got owned, Athene just got owned.4:35Mister, I go warstump. You fucking moron. You're a car. You you took a car because you are, you are a car.4:43You get that shit? You are a car. He even took the time to make a fucking website about me.4:48Check it out. AtheneJustGotOwned.com. He even registered a fucking URL.4:53You know how much you have to pay to fucking register a fucking URL?4:56Look, look. Check it out. No, no, no, niyo gato, no, no, no, niyo gato, no, no, no, niyo gato, no, no, no, niyo gato, no, no, no, niyo gato, no, no, no, niyo gato, no, no, no, niyo gato.5:36You see people how fucking, how far gone people are?5:46I kicked the, I kicked that guy, Tosok, one day, 4 hours. He did it faster than me.5:52That guy planned 200 hours to get his character to 1 day, 4 hours played.5:56I mean, instead of just wasting, using that time to power up 3 characters.6:00He mobilized more than 100 people with summoners on every location to do it, and he used the rested time, which is twice as fast.6:07I just did it with 2 people. That's it. Just me and Furious.6:12That's how we did it. Me and Furious. No rested time. If you put my record, you check it with rested, you have to do slash 2.6:20But that aside, that aside, I'm not a bad loser. I'm a winner.6:27I'm a born winner. I don't lose shit. So when I checked this shit out, I said, yeah, li- listen, listen, I got a lot of fanboys around the world looking up to me, saying I'm the lead king,6:37and you're damn right, I am the lead king. So what did I do?6:42Shit.6:54One day, 2 hours. You see that, shit? We broke the record again.6:58One day, 2 hours? One day, 2 hours? You did it in one day, 4 hours.7:03Don't be jealous. Me, Frieza, Minerva owned you and your 100 fans.7:09You get that? You and your 100 friends got owned.7:15Owned, owned, owned, owned. 100 friends got raped. Your 100 friends got raped.7:20Take it like a man. Take it like a man. Like a man. Go stand in a row.7:26You wanna fuck with the best, eh? You wanna fuck with the thing?7:33Yeah! Oh, oh, oh, oh, you go, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no.7:43It's rape time. Just like he's gonna get raped. Rape that motherfucker.7:48Rape that motherfucker. Come on, no. No.7:53Take it like a man, Toso. Take it like a man. Like a man, Toso.7:58Take it like a man, straight up in the ass. Don't be jealous, don't be jealous, you got the ring.8:07You've got own, own, own, own. You've got own, own, own, own.8:15You've got own, own, own.8:21Take it like a man, like a man. You got poon. Try to do it again, eh?8:27Go for, go ask your 100,000 friends now, eh? We're gonna poon you again.8:31Take it like a man, like a man. Take it like a man, like a man.8:37You got that idiot. Oh, you got own. Take it like a fucking man.8:41Take it like a man. Take it like a man, like a man. Don't be jealous.8:47Don't be jealous. You got own, the own, own, own the own, own.8:56You got own to suck. You've got own, own, own, own.9:02You've got own the own, own, own. You've got own the own, own, own.9:10You've got own the own, own.
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