Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffHannibal Talks About How Cold It Is In The DDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Feb 2010In this Silence of the Lambs parody, Hannibal Lecter gives Clarice bizarre advice about the cold in Detroit, then demands lotion from a captive. Show transcript0:04Baby T? Baby T, is that you?0:07Uh, no, Doctor Lecter. My name is Agent Clarice Starling. I'm with the FBI.0:11We're hoping you can help us out with the recent Buffalo Bill murders.0:15Agent Clarice Starling.0:17Yes.0:18Clarice, quid pro quo. Did you know that it's so cold in the D?0:23I- I- I'm sor- I'm sorry, Doctor Lecter, what, uh?0:26The D, it's cold there. In fact, it's freezing.0:30Um, Dr. Lecter, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.0:33Clarice, think about it. You are looking for the killer Buffalo Bill.0:37That's right.0:38So the first thing you must do is understand the fact that it is cold in the D.0:44Uh, okay.0:45Now, Clarice, you will catch your killer, Buffalo Bill, but there are some things that you must do first.0:51Anything, Dr. Lecter, just let me know.0:53First, Agent Starling, you must get yourself some orange hair weave.0:57I'm sorry, Doctor Lecter, I just don't see how this is going to help us catch the killer.1:01Ba ba ba ba, it's my time to talk. Now, as I was saying, orange hair weave.1:07Yes, and I'm not talking about just regular pumpkin orange. You've got to get that Ronald McDonald unnatural fire orange.1:14Second, you must get a group of your raggediest friends together and disrespect the shit out of dead people by walking on their graves and dancing on their graves and spilling Sprite on their graves.1:27Okay.1:28You must be completely offbeat. You cannot dance, you just move side to side and be stiff.1:35Third, you must get yourself a Mercedes-Benz and park it in a school parking lot and just wave your hands outside of it.1:43Then you get yourself one of your random black friends and have them lay down on the floor of a restaurant for absolutely no reason at all.1:51Do these things, Clary Starling, and you will catch your killer, Buffalo Bill.1:56Understood?1:57W- w- w- well, thank you, Doctor Lecter. I- I'll- I'll definitely keep that in mind.2:02Now run along now. Buffalo Bill is hungry. He is waiting, and I'm pretty sure there's a victim waiting for your assistance as we speak.2:11Ta ta now.2:16Jesus Christ, orange hair weave.2:20Oh my God, please, sir, please, it's so cold, it's so cold in the D.2:27It puts the lotion back in the basket.2:30Please, sir, it's too cold down here in the D, it's cold in the deep.2:35It puts the lotion in the basket.2:38Please, sir, it's cold. It's freezing in the deep.2:43Put the fucking lotion in the basket, bitch.
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