Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffBilly Mays Grater Plater DubDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3.6K views Mar 2010A profane Billy Mays parody pitches the Grater Plater, grating cheese and other foods onto a plate while touting its features and bonus garlic peeler. Show transcript0:01You see, graters are pretty fucking cool, but you know what else is cool?0:03Plates. Put them together. What the fuck? Billy Mays here with another fantastic product.0:09It's called the Grater Plater, and it's fucking great. See, look at all this cheese we can grate.0:13Parmesan, Romano, Asiago. See, it's all Italian and sophisticated and shit.0:18You can grate it in any direction you can think of.0:20Oh yeah, put your finger in it. Grate it along as you go. Put it on your pastas, your pizzas, your salads.0:28Zest is the best. Who doesn't want some zest? Look at this shit.0:32Put it down on there, you get perfect results every time. See, women are always complaining either my shit's too big or it's too small, but the grater plater is just right.0:41Just put your finger in there and start rubbing that shit in there nice and fast.0:44Oh yeah, get it down on the plate, and guess what? It's all smooth.0:48It's like garlic butter, but without the butter. See, urine's delicious, you can grate that.0:52What else you want to grate? You can grate babies, we can grate balloons.0:56You see, it's the grater technology we got going on over here.0:59Ceramic design. It never dulls. It's triple glazed. Nothing sticks.1:04So stop fucking around. See, it's time to use the grater plater.1:08It's perfect for ginger. Look at this shit. It stays right there in the plate with you.1:12You see, we got chocolate, hash, coconut, smack, making all kinds of stuff with the grater plate.1:18That's what's going on. See, it's fucking incredible, and it's just 10 dollars.1:23But wait, there's more. Also, we're gonna throw in the Chinese finger trap that peels garlic without ever having to touch it.1:30Also, we'll throw in a brush.1:32A brush?1:32Yeah, a brush to mix the flavors on all your favorites. Big balls, big value.1:37I'm gonna give you motherfuckers a second set of this shit. Just pay some extra money, bitch.1:42All that shit, huge value, 10 dollars? Djibouti dubs.1:52It's called the greater pray- fuck! Babies, balloons.2:03To mix all your fra- shut up.2:05Fuck. You had it.
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