Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffLouis Ck Talks About The Post OfficeDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.1K views Aug 2009Louis C.K. jokes about hating strangers in line and the impatience everyone feels at the post office when someone takes extra time at the counter. Show transcript0:00Well, because in places where that doesn't happen, people are just too free and fucking, they're just a bummer, you know?0:04Like, I was once on Venice Beach, and I'm jogging, and there's this guy rollerblading towards me, and he's, he's got rollerblades on and just a thong, just a fucking thong that's just grabbing his dick and balls and just fighting with it,0:16going, ah, stay in there. And then he's just totally naked otherwise, and he's got this Kenny G hair, and he's just rollerblading like.0:32I'm free. And I actually had to stop jogging because I needed my whole body to fucking hate this guy with.0:40I had to just stand there going, oh, you motherfucker.0:46Now I have to know you exist, you piece of shit.0:50Fucking go skate into an AIDS tree, you motherfucker.0:57All right now.1:02I don't know, I I've tr- I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them, it's just I I enjoy it.1:07It's just recreation. Like, you know when you're at the bank and you got nothing to do while you're waiting in line, so you just pick people to hate while you're waiting?1:13You just look at someone and form an opinion with no information.1:18And it's never positive. Who fucking wastes their time? I bet he's a hard worker.1:22Who thinks about that shit? Skip over those people. Then you find a guy, oh, look at his shoes, what a fucking asshole.1:29Oh, look at that piece of shit. Hope he dies today. Oh God, I hate him.1:34I hate him.1:37You watch all the shit. Yeah, fill it out, you fuck face. Fill it out.1:40Yeah, you filled it out. I knew it. You suck.1:46He's just standing there. He has no idea you're just boiling with hate, you know?1:54I feel people hating me sometimes, you know, like, uh, I was at the post office, and I'm at the line, you know, it's one of those things where there's a long line and one window open,2:01so everyone's just like, ah, everyone's mad. But when you're in the line, you're in the hate group.2:06You get to be part of the group, and you're all looking at each other going,2:10like a silent movie of impatient people, you know.2:21Then there's always one person who breaks the silence, somebody who has an idea, you know, like, they should open another window.2:30Everybody's like, yeah, I know, I don't even know, I don't even know how to do it.2:37Then there's always an old lady who has a story. I was here on Wednesday,2:44and there was also a line like this.2:48Holy shit, really? Oh my god, you fucking old lady, that's amazing.2:58But anyway, then it's your turn at the window, right? And now everybody's looking at you, and you feel the scrutiny of how quickly you're mailing your shit.3:05You start realizing how unimportant your package is, and you feel like they can tell, yeah, fuck, get out of there, you don't need to mail that right now.3:10And it's like...3:13If you do one little extra thing, like, do you have those stamps that have Jackie Robinson behind you?3:18You're like, you Jesus, fucking dude.3:24They put their shit down heavily, like, fuck now, this motherfucker's gonna make me stand here while he buys fucking stamps at the post office.3:33Are you shitting me?
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