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Newly promoted Dirk bosses Brent in an office prank war, trading fake phone calls and an oversized shipping box before a final pants-wetting gag backfires.
Show transcript0:00 Yeah, not too much has changed around here in the past couple years. 0:03 Um, company's still using Windward reports, prank war's still on. 0:10 You suck. 0:11 Brent's absolutely right. Everything here is exactly the same, except for that one time that I was promoted and he wasn't, and now I'm his boss. 0:21 Shut up. 0:22 And being the boss means I get to prank Brent at will if I so choose, and I do so choose. 0:28 Hey, Brent, I believe that's your phone ringing. 0:32 Cool. 0:33 Yeah, maybe you should go answer it before it goes to voicemail. 0:37 Or you're fired. 0:39 Really? 0:40 Yeah. 0:41 No. 0:49 Yes, pwned! 0:53 Whatever, now that Dirk's my boss, it's so much easier to prank him. 0:57 Like last week, they gave him the shipping code. 1:00 Yeah, that's great, but out of curiosity, why are you using such a big box for shipping? 1:04 Sleep. 1:05 What? 1:06 Sleep. 1:09 Sleep. 1:10 Turns out mailing somebody to Cleveland costs more than you think. 1:15 Joke's on Dirk. 1:16 Yeah? Well, let me tell you what the real joke is. Brent's World of Warcraft skills, that's the real joke. 1:22 I mean, one time you roll a Shadow Priest without speccing for darkness or improved mind blast, and you just never hear the end of it. 1:31 He's crying, isn't he? 1:33 Yeah. Yeah, you know, I think I got the KO, though. Um, it's incredible what you can accomplish with a little bit of glue and a razor blade. 1:44 Fire! 1:46 Dirk! 1:49 Well, after all the sexual harassment seminars, they, uh, decided to demote me back to Brent's level. 1:56 My, uh, girlfriend of 8 years left me. I lost 30,000 a year. 2:01 My life is in shambles right now. But don't worry about me, because I've got one last awesome prank up my sleeve. 2:07 Hey, Dirk. 2:10 Dirk peed his pants. 2:14 And he just stole my awesome prank.