1.9K views Mar 2009
Vince from ShamWow repeatedly goes off-script during a towel commercial, then erupts at the crew when the product demonstration fails to clean a spill.
0:04 All right, I'm ready, let's do this. 0:05 All right, action. 0:06 Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow. You're gonna say, wow, this towel's great. 0:12 Cut. 0:13 You're gonna say, wow, I want to make a baby with that towel. 0:17 Cut. 0:17 Vince, stick to the script, please. 0:20 Sorry. 0:20 Hi, I love this towel. 0:23 Cut. 0:24 ShamWow holds 20 times its weight in liquid. 0:30 Huh? 0:31 It's supposed to go in the bowl, please. 0:33 What do you mean? 0:35 It's supposed to go in the bowl. 0:40 Cut. 0:41 If OJ had this towel 15 years ago, he wouldn't be in jail today. 0:45 That's not what he's in jail for. 0:47 It's made in Germany. You know Nazis make great stuff. 0:50 You can't say that. 0:52 Hitler would have loved this towel. Talk about ethnic cleansing. 0:55 Jesus Christ, Vince. 0:56 Follow me, camera guy? You following, you following me, camera guy? 1:00 Hey, hey, camera guy, you following me? Yeah. All right, let's do this. 1:04 Action. 1:04 Hey, camera guy. I want to follow you. 1:10 You're going to spend 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway. 1:13 You- who, who spends 20 dollars on paper towels a month? Cut! 1:18 It's ridiculous. Here's some cola. 1:22 Wine, 1:24 coffee, cola. Not only is the damage going to be on top, there's your mildew. 1:31 That's going to smell. All right, we're going to do this in real time. 1:34 Without even putting any pressure on it, you 1:38 roll and, um, then you swirl it. This isn't working. 1:45 Can I get some paper towels, please? A sponge. 2:02 Kick your f***ing ass! I- I want you off the set, you f***ing amateur. 2:07 I- I'm sorry. 2:08 Oh, oh, yeah, don't just be sorry. Just think for one second. 2:12 Are you a professional or not? I d- do I come in here and trash your lights? 2:16 No. 2:16 Then then why are you trashing my pitch, huh? You you amateur. 2:22 I bet you're the one who spends 20 dollars a month on paper towels. 2:26 Where's my trailer? Jesus Christ. 2:34 Uh. 
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