Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffFuck You BaltimoreDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3.2K views Oct 2009MatureA furious car salesman delivers a profanity-laced ad for Big Bill Hell's Cars, insulting customers and touting bizarre deals like challenge pissing. Show transcript0:00Fuck you, Baltimore!0:02If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,0:04You're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's cars.0:07Bad deals.0:07Cars that break down.0:08Thieves.0:09If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill,0:11You can kiss my ass.0:12It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker.0:15You'll fall for this bullshit.0:16Guaranteed.0:17If you find a better deal,0:18Shove it up your ugly ass.0:19You heard us right.0:20Shove it up your ugly ass.0:21Bring your trade.0:22Bring your title.0:22Bring your wife.0:23We'll fuck her.0:24That's right, we'll fuck your wife.0:25Because at Big Bill Hell,0:26You're fucked 6 ways from Sunday.0:28Take a hike.0:29To Big Bill Hell, home of challenge pissing. That's right, challenge pissing.0:33How does it work? If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment.0:37Don't wait. Don't delay. Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off.0:41Only at Big Bill Hell, the only dealer that tells you to fuck off.0:44Hurry up, asshole. This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce, or you're a dead motherfucker.0:50Go to hell. Big Bill Hell's cars, Baltimore's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland.0:56Guaranteed!