Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffHigh As FuckDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.2K views Sep 2008MatureA man shares his wandering thoughts while experiencing the effects of being very high. Show transcript0:15Have you ever watched the sun go down and you're thinking about the world spinning round?0:22Have you ever been high as fuck?0:28You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself, and your dog's looking at you like you need help.0:36Have you ever been high as fuck?0:42Then you feel your heart pumping really fast, and you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack.0:49Have you ever been high as fuck.0:56You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm. The only problem's that the chickens have human arms.1:03You say, that's fucked up. Why do the chickens have human arms?1:10You need snacks, so you walk to the corner store, but you're scared because you think that they will know you're high.1:17So you walk around the block to buy some time.1:23You finally decide to go in the store, but you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore, so you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there.1:37You're walking home and your mouth is dry.1:43You should have bought some juice and snacks, but you were too high.1:51Thinking about ketchup chips,1:57and for some reason, the game Battleship. And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games like Battleship when you're a kid, and how as we get older, we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves.2:12So you say, guess what? I'm gonna make up a game right now, and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine, and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat, but then you don't know where to find the porcupine,2:22so you go on eBay and you do a search, but people don't sell porcupines on the internet, and you say, you know what, world?2:29You got me cornered again. I'm gonna roll another joint.2:35You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old that they weren't crispy anymore?2:43Have you ever been high2:48as fuck?
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