Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffNew Moon In A MinuteDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share8.4K views Nov 2009A parody of the Twilight series featuring a dramatic breakup and a surprise werewolf. Show transcript0:00Hey, Bella.0:01Hey, Edward.0:02You can't be with me anymore. It's too dangerous.0:04What happened at the party was nothing.0:06Nothing compared to what could have happened.0:07But I love you.0:08You're not good for me, Bella.0:09Wait, what?0:14Hey, Bella.0:15Hey, Jacob.0:16I saw what he did to you. I would never leave you like that.0:18It's a really werewolf thing to say.0:20I'm not a werewolf.0:21Uh, but I think you are.0:22Oh my God, I'm really not.0:23Just making sure.0:24I have to leave you now.0:25But you just said.0:29Hey.0:30What are you doing?0:31I have a secret.0:34Wow, you're a werewolf. Shocking. It's in the trailer, dude.0:38For real?0:38Yep.0:39Well, can't be with me anymore. It's too dangerous.0:41Oh my God, where have I heard this before?0:44Hey, this guy bothering you?0:47Where have you been?0:48I've been talking to Volturi.0:49The what now?0:50Yeah, don't worry about it. They gave me the green light to vampirize you.0:53If any blood is spilled, the pact is void.0:55Why do you guys have pacts? You're monsters.0:58I'm gonna straight up murder you.0:59Your move, douchebag.1:01By the way, will you marry me?1:03That's it? That's the cliffhanger ending? This movie didn't even have a plot.