A parody of the Twilight series featuring a dramatic breakup and a surprise werewolf.
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Hey Bella. Hey Edward. You can't be with me anymore. It's too dangerous. What happened at the party was nothing. Nothing compared to what could have happened. But I love you. You're not good for me Bella. Wait, what? Hey Bella. Hey Jacob. I saw what he did to you. I would never leave you like that. That's a really werewolf thing to say. I'm not a werewolf. But I think you are. Oh my god I'm really not. Just making sure. I have to leave you now. But you just said... Hey. What are you doing? I have a secret. Wow you're a werewolf. Shocking. It's in the trailer, dude. For real? Yep. Well, can't be with me anymore. It's too dangerous. Oh my god, where have I heard this before? Hey, is that guy bothering you? Where have you been? Been talking to Volturi. The what now? Yeah don't worry about it. They gave me the green light to vampire-ize you. If any blood is spilled, the pact is void. Why do you guys have packs? You're monsters. I'm going to straight up murder you. Your move, douchebag. By the way, will you marry me? That's it? That's the cliffhanger ending? This movie didn't even have a plot. TWILIGHT BLOWS
