Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffWhite And NerdyDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Mar 2009A bespectacled nerd raps about mowing the lawn, riding a Segway, collecting comics, and his many geeky hobbies in this Weird Al parody music video. Show transcript0:07They see me mowing my front lawn. I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy.0:13Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy.0:17Can't you see I'm white and nerdy? Look at me, I'm white and nerdy.0:20I wanna roll with the gangstas, but so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy.0:27Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too wide and nerdy.0:30I'm just too wide and nerdy. Really, really wide and nerdy.0:33First in my class here at MIT. Got skills. I'm a champion of D&D.0:36MC Escher, that's my favorite MC. Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea.0:39My rims never spin. To the contrary, you'll find that they're quite stationary.0:43All of my action figures are cherry. Stephen Hawking's in my library.0:46My MySpace page is all totally pimped out. Got people begging for my top 8 spaces.0:50Yo, I know pie to a thousand places. Ain't got no grill, but I still wear braces.0:53I order all of my sandwiches with mayo. I'm a wiz and minesweeper, I can play for days.0:56Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed. My thing is moving so fast, I'll set the place ablaze.1:00There's no killer app I haven't run. At Pascal, well, I'm number one.1:03Do vector calculus just for fun. I ain't got a gap, but I got a soldering gun.1:07Happy Days is my favorite theme song. I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong.1:10I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on. I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon.1:13Here's the part I sing on. They see me rode on my Segway. I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy.1:21Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy.1:24Can't you see I'm white and nerdy? Look at me, I'm white and nerdy.1:27I'd like to roll with the gangstas, although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy.1:34Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy.1:37I'm just too white and nerdy. How'd I get so white and nerdy?1:41I've been browsing, inspecting X-Men comics, you know I collect them.1:43The pens in my pocket, I must protect them. My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored.1:47Shopping online for deals on some writable media. I edit Wikipedia.1:50I memorize Holy Grail really well. I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F, LOL.1:54I got a business doing websites. While friends need some code, who do they call?1:57I do HTML for them all. Even made a homepage for my doll. Yo, I got myself a fanny pack.2:02They were having a sale down at the Gap. Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap.2:05Pop, pop. Hope no one sees me getting freaky. I'm nerdy in the extreme and wider than sour cream.2:11I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the chess team. Only question I ever thought was hard, what do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?2:17Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair, got my name on my underwear.2:20Everywhere they see me strolling, they laughing and rolling their eyes 'cause I'm so wide and nerdy.2:28Just because I'm wide and nerdy, just because I'm wide and nerdy, all because I'm wide and nerdy.2:33Holy cow, I'm wide and nerdy. I wanna bowl with the gangstas, but oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy.2:41Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy.2:45I'm just too white and nerdy. Look at me, I'm white and nerdy.
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