Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffLouis Ck Talks About Rough SexDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3K views Aug 2009Louis C.K. recounts a confusing encounter with a woman who wanted him to act forcefully, then jokes about the danger of guessing what a partner wants. Show transcript0:02I remember one night I was with a girl, I was like 20 years old, I was already doing stand-up, and I did a show in Washington, DC, and after the show, one of the waitresses came back to my hotel.0:10She was really cute, and we're making out in my hotel, and, uh, she's into it.0:14She's like humping me, so I start putting my hand up her shirt, and she stops me.0:18I'm like, hmm, okay. So then we're making out more, and I start putting my hand on her ass, and she stops me.0:24So after a while, she went home, nothing happened. And then the next night I saw her at the club, and she goes, uh, hey, what happened last night?0:32I was like, what? And she goes, how come we didn't have sex?0:36I was like, because you didn't want to. She's like, yes, I did.0:39I was really into it. I was like, why did you keep stopping me?0:43And she goes, because I wanted you to just go for it.0:47I was like, what does that mean? She says, I'm kind of weird.0:51I get turned on when a guy just gets frustrated and just holds me down and fucks me.0:54Like, that's a big turn on for me.0:57I was like, well, you should have told me I would have happily done that for you.1:01And she says, no, it has to feel real and dangerous. I'm like, what, are you out of your fucking mind?1:07You think I'm just gonna rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?1:20Kind of an idiot. I'm getting kind of a rapey vibe from this girl.1:24I don't know. I suspect she might enjoy being raped. Maybe that's her thing.1:32I don't want to ask first and ruin it, so just take a shot and rape her.1:36What the hell? What's the worst that could happen after all?1:41Jesus.
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