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Sarah Silverman surprises Jimmy Kimmel with a music video revealing she is “Matt Damon,” parodying their relationship before Matt Damon appears on the show.
0:00 It was something that I made in October. 0:04 Uh-huh. 0:05 Obviously before the strike. This is my first, uh, 0:07 Something you made? 0:08 Strike thing. 0:10 Oh. 0:11 And, um... 0:15 So I like- 0:15 I thought that we were at a certain place, and there were things that I hadn't told you, and I thought, you know what? 0:21 I'm just gonna tell him for his birthday show. Well, the birthday show never came. 0:25 Oh. 0:26 And so this seemed like the next appropriate place, although it's totally, uh, not an appropriate place, but you know me. 0:36 I guess there's nothing more to say but to, uh, I don't know who to talk to. 0:40 I don't know the director. I only know the higher 0:43 Joe is 0:43 above the line people. Oh, Joe. 0:46 You know, he's not in this room, though. Yeah. 0:48 Well, I'm just talking to, uh, I don't know how it works. 0:52 Well, who do you need? 0:53 There's like a clip. Roll the clip. 0:55 Oh. 0:55 Roll the clip! 0:56 Oh, it's a clip. 1:03 Hey, Jimmy, it's me. I'm in, uh, a hotel. 1:10 I don't know. I've been on the road so long, I, I don't even know what city I'm in anymore, to be honest. 1:18 Anyway, I've been thinking about you a lot, and, uh, I've been needing to tell you something. 1:25 I don't know why I haven't, but it's important. I mean, we've been together for so long, over 5 years, and I still haven't told you, and it's just not right, so here it goes. 1:37 I'm Matt Damon. 1:39 She's Matt Damon. 1:41 I'm sorry, but it's... 1:44 I'm 1:52 Matt Damon. 1:53 On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini bar. 2:01 I'm Matt Damon. 2:03 She's Matt Damon. 2:04 While you're drinking diet samples. I said I'm Matt Damon. 2:09 She said she's Matt Damon. 2:11 Hey, Kimmel, how do you like them apples? 2:16 Get it? Is that because I'm like talking about her breasts? 2:22 Yeah, it's funny. 2:25 Hey, Jim, don't take it bad. 2:29 Remember all the good times we had. Like the time we went fishing and we caught a bunch of fish, then you puked in the bucket of fish that we caught. 2:48 Knock knock. 2:51 Who's that knocking at my door? 2:53 I'm bored. 2:55 I fuck who? 2:57 I'm Matt Damon. 2:59 She's Matt Damon. 3:04 Matt D A M O N. 3:08 Matt D A M O N. 3:11 I'm Matt Damon. 3:13 She's Matt Damon. 3:14 And you know that I ain't lying. I said I'm Matt Damon. 3:19 She's Matt Damon. 3:21 That's the insider Matt O'Brien. 3:23 It's true, the insider has confirmed that she is, in fact, Matt Damon. 3:28 Last week, when I was playing Scrabble with you online, I was Matt Damon. 3:33 You flew back and forth like an idiot to do your show and Regis and Kelly's show. 3:36 She was definitely Matt Damon. 3:56 She's Matt Damon. 3:59 She's Matt Damon. 4:05 So, that's it. Um, I think I was clear. 4:09 You did great. 4:10 Oh, it was okay. 4:14 Pretty damn good. 4:16 Um, anyway, um, you know, we had a great run, Jim, and, uh, I hope there's no hard feelings. 4:23 I hope we can be friends. I'm friends with all my boyfriends, my old boyfriends, so if anything isn't clear, you need closure of some kind, please, please call my publicist, Amy Zvi, 4:34 at BNCCL. 4:38 So take care. 4:38 You know what? Stop right there. Jimmy, we're out of time. Sorry. 4:45 You are so bad. 4:47 A little bit. Let's put that guitar down and go Matt Damon. 4:52 See you, Jimmy. 4:59 Um. 5:02 Oh, yeah. 5:03 Well, congratulations. 5:07 Thank you. He was People's Sexiest Man of the Year. 5:09 You know what, we're going to take a break right now, and we'll be right back with Sarah Silverman. 
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