Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffJimmy Kimmel Destroys Jay LenoDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.6K views Jan 2010Jimmy Kimmel answers Jay Leno’s 10 questions with jokes about his Jay Leno impression, pranks, infomercial purchases, and the late-night ratings feud. Show transcript0:00Welcome back. If you want to see 2 talk show hosts battle it out for airtime, this is the segment for you.0:04We call it 10 at 10. By a satellite from Burbank, California, to anywhere in the world.0:12Tonight, from the set of Jimmy Kimmel Live in Hollywood, California, it's 10 at 10 with Jimmy Kimmel.0:18All right, let's say hello to the very funny Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy, how are you?0:24Any big uh...0:26I'm doing well, thank you.0:30Any big late night news?0:33I don't know, Jay, I watch Oprah at night.0:35All right, all right. We have 10 questions. Question number 1, you had fun impersonating me Tuesday night on The Jimmy Kimmel Show.0:43What is the secret to doing a good Jay Leno impression?0:48Well, um, I hate to give away my secrets,0:51Yeah.0:51but it's part Sylvester the cat, it's part Curly from The Three Stooges,0:56Wow.0:56and part Scrappy Doo.0:58Wow.0:58So it'll be like, uh, Thuffer and Thuckatash, uh, what are you, a wife guy?1:06And then,1:08if you, if you have like, and this is for kids at home, if you have Silly Putty to make yourself a nice big Dudley Do-Right chin, that works too.1:14Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. My next, no.1:19I question 2. Besides doing a cruel impression of me, what is the worst idea your writers have ever pitched you?1:27Huh. Well, that was my idea, to be honest, but1:30Yeah.1:31They pitch a lot of bad ideas.1:32Yeah, yeah.1:33Uh, I think, you know what, I had a love scene, a very intimate love scene with a monkey once, and it wasn't even a female monkey, it was a male mo- I had a gay experience with a monkey.1:45Really? Okay, all right.1:47Number 3, worst guest you've ever interviewed?1:53Uh, Omarosa.1:54Oh, oh.1:55Well, although technically I didn't interview her.1:57Yeah.1:58Because she left before she came out. She, uh, she got angry and she stormed out of the studio, and I think she's homeless now as a result.2:05Wow. All right. Number 4, if you got to interview anyone in the world, who would it be?2:13You and Conan together.2:15Oh, okay.2:15I would like to have the 2 of you.2:19In fact,2:19All right.2:20If Conan won't do it, I'd like just you. In fact, I'd like to do 12 at 12 with you tomorrow night,2:26Really?2:27if you would be willing to do that, because I have a lot of questions to ask you2:30Yeah.2:30about this whole thing. A lot. I don't think people care about what I have to say.2:34Yeah, yeah. I, I agree with that.2:35What's going on in your life.2:37Tomorrow night at tw- ah, ah, tomorrow night's bad for me. All right, let's move on.2:41Oh, it is bad.2:43Number 5, you're known for pranks. What's the best prank you ever pulled?2:49Well, I, when my Aunt Chippy was at work, I painted her house orange and green once, and she was not happy.2:55Really?2:55The whole outside of the house was or- yeah. But the best, I think the best prank I ever pulled was I told a guy, I told a guy that 5 years from now I'm going to give you my show, and then when the 5 years came,3:07I gave it to him, and then I took it back almost instantly.3:09Wow.3:10It was hilarious.3:13He still won't speak to me.3:14Very good prank, very good prank.3:16I, I think he works at Fox or something now.3:18Yeah, yeah, I got you. All right, number 6.3:22Ever order anything off the TV?3:27Like NBC ordered your show off the TV?3:29Yeah, yeah, no, no, no.3:32Actually, something like that, yeah.3:34Um.3:36No, I, uh, yeah, I will order any, if I see an infomercial more than 9 times, I will order the product.3:41I have a Snuggie, a Slanket, I have Chia Pets, I have Mighty Putty.3:46I tried to order Ryan Seacrest once,3:48Really?3:48but he wouldn't come.3:50Number 7, you grew up in Las Vegas and hosted The Man Show. What's the most number of lap dances you've had in one night?3:58Jay, my mother's watching the show, so... Actually, no, wait a minute, the show's cancelled, right?4:04Nobody's watching the show. My mother's not watching the show.4:07Your mom's not watching.4:10I'm not much of a lap dance guy. I'm more of a lap band guy myself.4:13Lap band guy.4:14But, um, yes.4:16Yeah.4:16I don't like, you know, strippers I don't like in general because you have this phony relationship with them for money, similar to that of when you and Conan were on The Tonight Show together,4:26Yeah, yeah.4:27passing the torch.4:28Right, right, yes, yes.4:29You know what I'm saying.4:29Yes, yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. What do you fear most?4:37Uh, volcanoes.4:39Volcano.4:40Uh, tidal waves.4:41OK.4:42Yeah, I actually, I lived in Seattle. I, I was scared of Mount Rainier.4:45It just sat there, but I was scared of it.4:47OK.4:47Um, I have dreams about tidal waves.4:50All right.4:51I fear the network will move my show to 10 o'clock.4:53Right, right. I had that nightmare.4:57Yeah.4:58All right, number 9.4:59How did it go?5:00Number 9, is, is there anything you haven't hosted that you want to host?5:07Oh, this is a trick, right?5:09No.5:09Where you, you get me to host The Tonight Show and then take it back from me?5:12No, no, no, no, no.5:13I'm not gonna. Listen.5:15No, no.5:15Listen, Lucy, I'm not Charlie Brown. I don't fall for that trick.5:19No, I'd say, I'd say the Soul Train Awards.5:22Soul Train Awards.5:22I'd like to be the host of the Soul Train Awards.5:25And finally, number 10, A, B, or C. You came out at 10 to 10 because A, you love innovative satellite technology, B, you're promoting your own show, C, you want to keep me happy in case I decide to switch to ABC.5:42It's, you know what, it's all of the above, really. Listen, Jay, Conan and I have children.5:46Oh, I'm sorry.5:46All you have to take care of is cars.5:48That's right.5:49I mean, we have lives to lead here. You, you've got 800 million dollars, for God's sakes, leave our shows alone.5:57A plea from Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy, thank you very much, my friend.6:01See you tonight. Jimmy.
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