Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffSony Releases New Stupid Piece Of ShitDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Feb 2009The Onion News Network reports on Sony's new home entertainment device, mocking its confusing features, difficult packaging, and useless help menu. Show transcript0:06Tech savvy consumers are lining up today to be the first to purchase Sony's brand new stupid piece of shit that doesn't do the goddamn thing it's fucking supposed to.0:15Onion News Network tech trends reporter Jeff Tate has more.0:19Thanks, Brandon. It's being called the biggest fucking waste of your hard-earned money to come along in years.0:25Sony's new stupid box thing hit the shelves at crowded malls and overpriced electronic stores around the country today.0:31It's got a whole bunch more memory and megapixels and whatnot than any of the other TV shit that I already have.0:37I can't wait to get home and spend my whole fucking night trying to figure the goddamn thing out.0:41If you can somehow claw and bite your way through the impossible to open packaging, this stupid piece of shit offers a wide variety of frustrating as hell functions, including flashing random fucking words and numbers on its display screen,0:52not coming with the fucking little doohickey thing it's supposed to, and being goddamned ass backward as fuck.0:57Sony spokesman Alan Compton said the company designed this sucking fucking goddamn thing to make everyone in the modern home want to tear their fucking eyeballs out.1:05We listened hard to what our customers said they wanted the most out of their own home entertainment system, and then we pumped out this impossible to use fucking piece of shit.1:15Anyone mystified by the device's numerous extraneous features can scroll through the interactive help menu, a labyrinthine maze of indecipherable topics of use to fucking no one.1:24We want people to be screaming in unison from houses across the country, work, work, you cocksucking piece of shit.1:31What is wrong with you? Why can't you work like a normal machine?1:33With a 100 million dollar nationwide campaign to plaster irritating ass advertisements for the retarded hunk of garbage every single goddamn place you look, Sony is expecting it to become the next fucking gizmo you absolutely have to fucking own if you don't want to feel like a toothless1:48hillbilly living in some hillbilly shack somewhere.1:50I love bullshit like this. Yeah, I basically, I'll buy any goddamn thing that I see in an ad.1:56The fucking piece of shit is available now.1:58Fuck.1:58So run out and pick one up and invite all of your friends over to see if any of them can figure out this motherfucking time vampire.2:04Unless one of them is a rocket scientist, Sony pretty much guaran-fucking-tees they'll have no chance.2:09For the Onion News Network, I'm Jeff Tate.2:12Thanks, Jeff. Sony says they plan to release an upgraded 800 gigabyte version of this piece of shit by the end of the year, just when you figured out the goddamn remote control for this one.2:21It never ends, this shit.
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