Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffJon Solitas Carterville FordDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Dec 2008A fast-talking salesman pitches Carterville Ford’s supposedly lowest prices, making absurd claims about his brother, free cars, and the mechanic. Show transcript0:01Hey y'all, it's me again, Big John Salida, down here at Carterville Ford, and as you can see, I'm obviously directly right here in the car dealership, where you can see all the prices are crazy low.0:15So why don't you get down here immediately and come check it out?0:19The prices are so low, we're slashing them even lower, the prices, that is.0:25We have the lowest prices in the universe, and if you don't believe me, you can just take it from my brother, Tyler Perry.0:33He's also a midget and wears the same clothes as I do. He's also reasonably skinnier than I am.0:40This one time I went to this place, it had extremely low prices.0:43Our prices are extremely much lower than those. And all our keys down here at Carterville Ford come with a complimentary piece of metal attached.0:50No money down, no money up, and especially no money to the left.0:550% down, APR computer processing. You can come here anytime you want and get the freest car of your life, but you have to pay us a few dollars of your money cash.1:06All of our cars are carefully inspected about 7 or 8 times by our fantastic mechanic, Crazy Face Bob.1:15And guess what? He's definitely had sex with at least 6 or 7 women.1:19People here nowadays got their socks and their pocket phones to, I'll sell you a car.1:23Okay, so come on down, Carterville Ford. What do you got to lose?1:29I mean, if you don't, one of two things, you must be either a love, a lover of homos or a terrorism guy, a terrorism for.1:40Tourism for...1:58Hey.
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