My New Haircut

The following preview has been rated: R REAL FUCKIN' FUNNY Mature audiences only. Viewer discretion is advised. This film contains graphic language. Kiss my ass. L2X PRODUCTIONS presents My New Haircut Ah, you know what? I was at the Mirage last night, 18, 18 and older and uh, you know, I got myself a prom date. Hey Broski, two Heinekens. I want to show the title, you know? You gotta make sure they're ready. You know what this is? This is my new fuckin' haircut. You know what that means? I'm getting some fuckin' pussy tonight. My boys, they're coming out, they all got the same haircut, they're getting some fuckin' pussy tonight. I'm going to grind on every piece of pussy that walks through that door. All right? I'm going to fuckin' grind until my fuckin' dick falls off. Bitches love my haircut and if they don't, I'm a fuckin' scanks. Fuckin' scank. Fuckin' scanks. Fuckin' scank. Scanks. Yeah, this collar is popped cause I'm the fuckin' man and everyone should know it. Swear to God, one motherfucker looks at me the wrong way, I'm starting a fight. You fuckin' looking at me, huh? Huh? Excuse me, sir, you have to check in. Not now, chief. I'm in the fuckin' zone. I'm the fuckin' man. Oh! Yeah, take steroids. I ate that shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'm in control, baby. I'm in fuckin' control. Fuckin' protein. Where's the goddamn protein, Mom? Tony, get me some protein. Fuck! Yeah, I fuckin' grind when I get my swell on at the gym. That's cause everyone should fuckin' see how jacked and tan I am. What? What? What? Two fuckin' Jagerbombs down here, chief. Muscle milk! HGH! Protein! Power bars! I'm going to get fuckin' wasted tonight. I'm going to drink Heinekens and Jagerbombs all fuckin' night. Jagerbombs! Fuckin' shower in that shit. Fuckin' Jagerbombs, Jagerbombs, Jagerbombs, fuckin' Jagerbombs, Jagerbombs, Jagerbombs, fuckin' Jagerbombs. Jagerbombs! COMING SOON TO A SOUTH SHORE OR QUEENS BAR NEAR YOU L2X Productions "Two-timin' since '79"