Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMy New HaircutDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Sep 2008A man obsessed with his haircut, protein, and Jagerbombs goes out to the club. Show transcript0:16Oh, you know, I was at, uh, Mirage last night, 18, 18 and older, and, uh, you know, I got myself a prom date.0:22Hey, Broski, two Heinekens. You want a shot at the title? You know?0:28You gotta make sure they're ready.0:29You know what this is? This is my new fucking haircut. You know what that means?0:34I'm getting some fucking pussy tonight. My boys, they're coming out.0:37They all got the same haircut. They're getting some fucking pussy tonight.0:43I'm gonna grind on every piece of pussy that walks through that door.0:46All right? I'm gonna fucking grind them till my fucking dick falls off.0:50Bitches love my haircut, and if they don't, I'm fucking skanks.0:54Fucking skank. Fucking skanks. Fucking skank. Skanks. Yeah, this car is parked, because I'm the fucking man, and everyone should know it.1:04I swear to God, when motherfucker looks at me the wrong way, I'm starting a fight.1:12You fucking looking at me, huh? Huh?1:22Fucking game time.1:24Excuse me, sir, you have to check in.1:27Not now, chief. I'm in the fucking zone.1:31I'm the fucking man. Oh! Yeah, I take steroids. I eat that shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.1:37I'm in control, baby. I'm in fucking control. Fucking pro- fucking protein!1:43Where's the goddamn protein, mom? Told you to give me some protein!1:47Fuck! Yeah, I fucking grunt when I get my swell on at the gym.1:51That's because everyone should fucking see how jacked and tan I am.1:56What? What? What? Two fucking Jäger bombs down here, chief.2:04Muscle milk! HGH! Protein! Power bar!2:05HGH protein power bars.2:10I'm gonna get fucking wasted tonight. I'm gonna drink Heinekens and Jägerbombs all fucking night.2:16Jägerbombs, fucking shower in that shit. Fucking Jägerbombs, Jägerbombs, Jägerbombs, fucking Jägerbombs, Jägerbombs, Jägerbombs.
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