Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMy Super 16 SucksDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Oct 2009A sharp-tongued presenter mocks My Super Sweet 16, focusing on teen Audrey's lavish party, designer tastes, and anger over her new Lexus. Show transcript0:00At first glance, My Super Sweet 16 appears to be a sugary bit of reality drizzle about some irritating American brats.0:06But the more you watch it, the more you realize it's actually a stone-hearted expose of everything that's wrong with our faltering so-called civilization.0:14Each episode follows an unbelievably spoiled, rich, and tiny sod as they prepare to throw a despicably opulent coming-of-age party for themselves and their squealing shit cake friends.0:25Are you guys excited for this?0:28We're gonna party.0:30Yes, they're the sort of dribbling, unpardonable cretins who use the word party as a verb, and when I'm in charge and establish my Reich, those people are going to be punished.0:41As will anyone who breaks wind for comic effect, men who wear flat caps, people who consider the Comic Sans typeface acceptable, and capricorns.0:51Don't know why I'm picking on them, actually. I think I'm just drunk with power.0:55Anyway, back to Sweet 16, and in this episode we meet 14-year-old Audrey, who wants her bash to be just so, reflecting her varied interests.1:03Which should be easy because she's only got 2 interests. Number 1, gaudy, awful designer label bullshit, and number 2, herself.1:10I love being the center of attention, and everything has to be focused on me.1:14For some mad reason, Audrey's every ridiculous whim is indulged by her mother, which is tricky because she isn't easily satisfied.1:20I don't like this one.1:22What's wrong with that one?1:24It's poofy, it's ugly, it looks tacky.1:26I'm not gonna wear it.1:27For instance, here, her mum buys her a brand new 67,000 dollar Lexus.1:32Happy birthday. That's yours.1:35But Audrey's unhappy because she didn't want it till the day of the party.1:41I can't believe she's such an idiot. I- she just ruined the whole party, everything.1:44She just ruined. You ruined my life. I hate you. We're leaving.1:49The party's off.1:50Actually, I think this might be an Al-Qaeda recruitment film.1:54Fortunately for winding snot face, the party itself goes with a bang.1:57She enters looking every inch the cosseted flesh waste she is, and her and her nauseating idiot scumbag friends celebrate into the night, dancing, shrieking, acting like pillocks, and generally making you feel like getting down on your knees and praying for a nuclear holocaust.2:11The weird thing is, that's exactly how the program wants you to feel.2:13It's even more efficient at creating instant hate figures than Big Brother, and that's saying something.2:18And yet, just like BB, willing victims are queuing up to be featured on the show.2:23Look, they love this shit.2:24Love you, Audrey.2:26In summary, our world is doomed.
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