Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffFuller HouseDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.4K views Nov 2008A raunchy Full House parody turns family meetings into a dating dilemma, as Danny weighs his relationships with DJ and Stephanie before chaos erupts. Show transcript0:04Look under the covers.0:05Biggest bed bug I ever saw.0:07We found you.0:09Hey, big daddy.0:10Oh, don't big daddy me. Don't big daddy me.0:12You are supposed to be in your own bed.0:15That's right, you go in your own bed.0:16I'm not going in my own bed. You got to come in and get me. You got to come in.0:20Hey, no, I'm not kidding. Get out of there.0:23Come and get me. Come and get me.0:25Back cover me, I'm going in.0:49So, uh, I, I want to thank everybody for coming to this family meeting.0:53Um, Joey, thanks for taking off of work. DJ, Stephanie, you know what this is about.0:58Um, so let's get right into it. Munchkin, you really shouldn't be here right now.1:02Could you please not call me Munchkin anymore?1:06Yeah, whatever. Uh, we're here today because I'm currently dating DJ and Stephanie, and I need to make a decision on, on who I'm going to stick with once and for all.1:14And it's really tough because Stephanie, you bring such an emotional side to, to our relationship, whereas, you know, DJ and I have a very sexual relationship, you know, like DJ, you named my private part Steve,1:26and I named yours Greasy Abe, and1:28That's funny, I don't remember any Greasy Abe on the brochure.1:31Well, you remember the time back in 72 when we went to Vegas, Danny?1:35Huh? Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm talking about, and and we got the strippers, and you decided to name that one stripper Slippery Susan.1:41Yeah, yeah, so don't give me that.1:43It was a very long day.1:45That's what you're into.1:46We love that stuff.1:50Munchkin, you really shouldn't be here right now.1:52Would you guys excuse me? I've got to write a letter to David, Billy, Sean, and Greg.1:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Stephanie, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I just got done saying how faithful you were.2:02Who's this Billy and John and Peter? Who are you writing letters to?2:06Those sound suspiciously like boys' names.2:08Yeah, they sound suspiciously like boys' names.2:11By Jove, I think you've cracked the code, Governor.2:18Anyway.2:21So, since this new information came to me, um, DJ, I- I think I'd like to, uh, give you a shot first.2:31So, if you'd like, uh, Steve will be waiting for you.2:35Steve?2:36Hey, Steve.2:36It's not my2:37Yeah.2:37have big feet.2:38Come and get it. Come and get it.2:41This is the longest we've been apart all summer.2:45After these messages, we'll be right back.2:56Echo, echo, echo, echo.3:05Echo, echo, echo, echo.3:12Echo, echo, echo, echo.3:17Echo, echo, echo.3:23Echo, echo, echo,3:35echo.3:56Out here in the fields,4:00I fight for my meals.4:05I get my back into my living.4:13I don't need to fight.4:25Uh-huh. Right. Okay, bye-bye.4:29Joey, was that the, the pizza guy?4:31I don't know about that, but his father sure is a mess.4:37I don't get your jokes, Joey.4:42Danny, what happened last night? You started telling us, did you get with a girl or something?4:46I hope Michelle's feeling a little better.4:48Whoa, whoa, you didn't get with Michelle. What'd you do?4:54Put so much pressure on her, she didn't know whether she was coming or going.4:58When she started, she was just a happy go-5:00The lucky kid. Then I got a hold of her, and I worked her, and I, I drilled her, and till there was nothing left but just a, just an overworked, overdrilled little hunk of overworked,5:08overdrilled.5:10Relax, relax, man. No need to get so crazy.5:13I'm upset.5:15Jesse, will you talk to him? You always say the right things.5:17Come on.5:18You know, it was my fault. I mean, I was contradicting everything you guys said to her, you know, I mean, I was saying one thing, you were saying one thing.5:24You were there too?5:27Jess, I'm telling you, it was my fault. I was really, I blew it.5:30Danny, it was my fault. I was5:31It was totally my fault. I was acting like an idiot. I was over.5:34Guys, guys, guys, whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to hear from Michelle.5:37Michelle! Michelle, will you come down here for a sec?5:45Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.5:51Michelle, something wrong.5:52Wait a minute, wait. Danny, tell me you did not give Michelle the Tanner Shuffle last night.5:56Danny, you promised after you broke Slippery Susan's leg you would never give the Tanner Shuffle to anybody again.6:03I will never be able to play soccer again.6:07Michelle, you must really hurt.6:08It does.6:09Michelle, will you hop on your right foot, please?6:12Ow, ow, ow, ow.6:16Hop on your left leg now.6:18Ow, ow, ow.6:23I'm not a doctor, and I don't play one on TV.6:26Danny, enough with the jokes. Will you please apologize to Michelle?6:29I'm really sorry. I put too much pressure on you.6:32That's okay, Daddy.6:35Thank you, sweetheart.6:37All right, I want everybody in the living room in 5 minutes.6:41Get your PJs on. I've made my decision. Come on.6:54Okay, so after much thought and consideration, I've decided that I want both of you girls.7:03Are you girls up for that? Maybe a threesome?7:06Of course we are.7:09Really? Oh man, I'm so stupid. I was thinking that the whole time.7:13I should have just came out and said it from the get-go. Oh.7:18You mean it?7:19Yes, they mean it, Danny, all right, or else they wouldn't have said it.7:22Right, girls? Threesome.7:27I love you, munchkin.7:31Oh, that is one relationship I am not gonna touch.7:41Bam, get up out of the wheelchair and boogie!8:03I can't resist.8:05Oh man, it looks like Joey wants somebody to toss his ice cream salad.
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