Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffTiger Woods Fucks BitchesDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share4.1K views Dec 2009MatureDonald Glover does a parody sketch portraying professional golfer Tiger Woods in a golf course. Show transcript0:03Oh, hi there.0:05I'm Tiger Woods.0:08Over the past couple of days, there's been a lot of speculation about me lying, me not lying, and me lying about not lying.0:20A lot of people say, hey, you're the luckiest guy in the world.0:24You're married to a model, got beautiful kids. I guess that's enough for an average man.0:30But I'm above average. I'm here to set the record straight.0:35I'm Tiger Woods, and I fuck bitches. There's a lot of dudes that fuck bitches.0:41I fuck the most, and I don't go for the high type either. Oh no, no high class here.0:46I fuck chili waitresses.0:49Sometimes I just go to big lots, pick up the biggest girl I can find, get her to call a dog the N-word until I come.0:58I want a tiny midget girl. I'm gonna glue horns to her head.1:04She's gonna ram me like a bull. I want the sloppiest, grossest girl I can get, and I want to make her jerk off to a dog pooping on a glass table.1:11Then I make the kid who wrote Chocolate Rain watch that, and if he gets off to it, then I can come, because that's how complicated I am.1:19I'm Tiger Wood.1:21There's a lot of things I do and I don't do. I don't not win championships, but I do1:28fuck bitches.