Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffTobias FunkeDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3.7K views Oct 2008Tobias Funke records himself for a day and listens back, discovering that his ordinary remarks are full of unintended sexual double entendres. Show transcript0:00Buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day.0:02I think you're going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.0:04Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words to see what Michael was referring to.0:09Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.0:13Nothing wrong with that. I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.0:23Let's see some bananas and nuts.0:24Oh, perhaps you should just pull their pants off. You need to decide whether you want a man or a boy.0:32I know how I'd answer. I'm afraid I just blew myself.0:37Is it being a leading man? Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my...0:43Oh, it's a dolly to help videotape your nuptials. Always wanted to remake Annie Hall, except I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola, though.0:53Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second.0:59And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Blue, if that's what you're thinking.1:04Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over, an analyst and a therapist, the world's first analropist.1:12Like a banger in the mouth. Oh Christ, I forgot. Here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.1:19Take off my assistant skirt and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.1:28Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks anytime.1:36Oh, he's just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth, and they're dipping each other in...1:42Oh, you didn't get any body chocolate.1:44Are you gonna buy this time, or are you just curious?1:46I suppose I'm, uh, bi-curious.1:49Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.1:53Out of context?1:54I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.1:58And he realizes there is something distinct about the way he speaks.2:02Bias. You blowhard.
3:18
2:21
1:35
1:58
2:59
3:32
0:57
2:09
0:40
0:37
3:21
2:12