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A strict mother confronts Eric over his report card, scolding him for a B plus in English before jokingly threatening a punishment she calls a knockout.
0:04 Erica, Erica, get, get over here. You think I don't know about your report card? 0:09 Get over here. Let me see your report card. Erica! 0:14 Erica. 0:17 Now! Ding di di ding ding ding ding ding. 0:26 Here, mom, here's my report card. 0:39 Okay, Eric, sigh, let's check out your report card. Finally giving you a card, report card. 0:45 Okay, let's see. Let's see what you got in all your classes. 0:48 Okay, physics, physics A, A, US History A, AP Calculus A, AP Calculus BC 1A, AP Calculus BC 2A, AP Calculus 2A. 1:00 See, Chemistry A, that's good, that's, that's real good. Chemistry 2A, Chemistry 3A, Programming A, Programming 1A, Programming 2A, Programming 3A, Computer Science A. 1:12 Let's see, Spanish A. 1:15 What? B plus? B plus in English? 1:24 Eric Tsai, how'd you get B plus in English, huh? We come all the way from that far country, China, and we born you here in America just, just so you can get B plus? 1:34 They're unacceptable. 1:38 Tell me why. Why did you get a B plus in English? 1:43 But my mom is 1:46 Spit it out, Eric. Eric sighs. Spit it out. Tell me why you got B plus in English. 1:52 Stop crying. Are you a girl? Is that why you're crying? 1:55 It's not my fault. 1:59 Hurry up! 2:02 Because we have such a good English teacher. 2:12 Hello. That's a good reason, Eric sighed, but still, no matter if you have a good or bad English teacher, okay, even though it might be true or might be not true, you still got B plus in English, 2:28 okay? You got B plus in English. Look at my face! 2:33 Look at my face. Does this look like a happy face? 2:37 I'm sorry. 2:37 It's not a happy face. 2:38 I'm sorry. 2:40 You got a B plus in English, okay? Okay? This t- this, you, you have, you must get some punishment, okay? 2:48 No! 2:48 No, shut up, shut. Be a man, okay? Be a man, Eric. 2:53 I don't want a timeout. 2:55 Be a man. Take, take, take responsibility. Take responsibility. 3:00 Okay? Okay, what, what do you think your re- your punishment should be for a B plus? 3:05 What do you think your punishment should be? 3:08 Nothing. 3:11 What do you think it should be? Do you think we should give you a timeout? 3:13 Yes, fine. 3:14 Oh no. No timeout. We ain't no- we ain't like no white people. 3:19 We don't give timeout. All the way from China, baby. No time out. 3:23 We got something called knockout. 
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