Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffHow Break Videos Are PickedDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Nov 2008Break employees debate the site's devotion to fake and gay videos, then pitch a sketch combining two guys pretending to make out as the ideal clip. Show transcript0:04Dude, you barfed on my cat. Oh, my cat!0:08Fake.0:09That video was pretty fake, John.0:11Yes. Yes, it was. Nice work.0:15400 dollars.0:16Unfortunately, gentlemen, it was not fake enough. Our mission here at Break is to post only the fakest, gayest videos on the internet.0:24In order not to slip, we need to think bigger.0:27More fake, more gay.0:29I'm, I'm sorry, I, I know I'm new here, but isn't having our videos called gay and fake, isn't that a bad thing?0:35What are you, a homophobe?0:37When Robert Morgan Brake founded this company back in aught 4, he vowed he would never let a video get on the homepage unless it was fake or gay.0:45But wouldn't it be better if the users were calling our videos, like, hilarious or awesome?0:49Unfortunately, sometimes they still do. As you can see, LOL and ROTFLMAO are still getting 4% of the comments.0:58Listen to these comments from May, our best month ever. From Beast for Life, Break is dying.1:04From Death Wish 808, Big Boys was better.1:07Brings a tear to my goddamn eyes.1:09I swear to God, Break, if you post one more video like this, I'm going to come to your office and burn each and every one of you alive and then skull fuck your children.1:17That's from I Like Kitties 614.1:19So poetic.1:20We post fake and gay videos. They call it fake and gay and then come surging back and bring their friends.1:26If you can think of a better explanation for Break's success, we'd love to hear it.1:30This is how I see it.1:32That's genius.1:35I just think there's room for something not in those circles.1:37Not in the circles?1:38I think I see what he's saying. Like, fake and gay are great and all that, but maybe we should also consider a new direction.1:45Damn it, John. Fake puts food on my table, and gay puts braces on my kids' teeth.1:49I'll not stand idly by and hear you badmouth the tenants that founded this company.1:54I'm sorry.1:54I'm just saying it's a big internet. We could do political satire, we could do socially conscious animations.1:59That's not what the users want. They want fake and gay.2:04Fake gay.2:04Or maybe they want actual good videos.2:07All right, that is distinctly not fake and not gay, and therefore I hate it and hate you and want you to die.2:12Somebody hit him in the nuts.2:13Oh!2:17Oh.2:18Teasing, teasing, bro.2:22Was anybody taping that?2:23I was.2:24With just a little more innovation, our website will be a bellwether of fake and gay for generations to come.2:31I've got it.2:35The prophesied fake gay overman.2:37But what video could rise to such a challenge?2:40Two guys pretending to do something.2:42Fake.2:43Two guys making out.2:44Gay.2:45Two guys pretending to make out.2:48Fake gay genius.
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