Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffI Want You To Be My Unregistered Sex OffenderDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Dec 2009A satirical music mogul creates a controversial boy band for older fans, then presents its unsettling music video about predatory relationships. Show transcript0:00In the late 90s, CD sales were through the roof, and no act sold better than the boy bands.0:05Nobody knew that better than music mogul Al Titleman. But with record sales bottoming out and the boy bands fan clubs all grown up, this old fashioned music biz guru is having to learn some new tricks.0:16So I realize 14, 15 year old girls, they're just downloading the music on their computers.0:22You go to a record store, who's left? Freakos, creepozoids. These are the guys who are still spending the money, and what appeals to them?0:31Young boys.0:34And I'm already in the young boy business.0:37Not surprisingly, Titleman's new group is already garnering controversy.0:41When I went to form this group, I thought, let's just call them what they are, the Young Fuckables.0:47They're young, they're fuckable.0:50Just like with the previous boy bands, Titleman has selected each boy to fit a certain type.0:54There's Danny, the quiet one, Mikey, the willing one, and CJ, the poorly supervised one.1:00How young are these kids? Whatever age you want them to be. They're ageless.1:06They're under 18.1:08The group has released their first music video. Is it as bad as Titleman's critics claim?1:12We'll let you decide.1:22You'll be my unregistered sex offender and my mom and dad are forever.1:32You'll be my unregistered sex offender.1:37I can lie about you, rip my shirt.1:42You're a middle-aged angel sent from above. You're required to go door to door and tell them we're in love.1:52We could be close together when you're far from your wife. I think that scars are really cool.1:59You should scar me for life. If we do something dirty, I can just take a bath.2:07Age is just a number, and I'm not good at math. Let's take it slow at first.2:13I wanna remember it all because I'm gonna show them where you touched me on a doll.2:20I know you think about me, think about me when you're at work.2:25Let's take a walk to your car and start an Amber Alert. I know you're friends with my dad, so you're closer to me.2:34Let's do tonight, and I'll repress the memory.2:39You'll be my unregistered sex offender.2:44I know how to keep the secret well.2:49You'll be my unregistered sex offender. Wanna break your love to show and go.3:08Sure, the music is fun, the music is a little bit innuendo, but really, at the end of the day, these guys want to know that they're in charge, they're in power, and these kids have to do whatever they say.
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