Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffInternet InterventionDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.4K views Feb 2010Websites stage an intervention for MySpace as its popularity fades, offering awkward gifts and advice while urging it to move on. Show transcript0:04Thanks for coming.0:07What is this about?0:08I think we need to talk.0:13MySpace, this is an intervention.0:19But I don't have a problem.0:21Do you want something to eat? I have some cold copy pasta, or I could heat up some mud kips.0:27Oh, I love mud kips.0:29Look, is this about my drinking or blaring rap music or trolling for underage women?0:34No, those are the things we loved you for. This is about your place in the community.0:38Everyone has to know when to bow out, MySpace. When I realized I could never beat YouTube as a video host, I stopped trying.0:44You own YouTube.0:45Don't be evil, okay? The point is, it's time to move on.0:48What are you guys talking about?0:50Breaking news. Reuters reports MySpace usage dropping and Facebook on the rise.0:55AP confirms.0:55Come on, you guys, we're all friends.0:57Only because you made them be your friend when they signed up.1:01What's she doing here?1:02This is getting confrontational. Let's all tell MySpace something we admire about him.1:07He's funny, like Will Ferrell, and dramatic like John C. Reilly.1:12Step Brothers looks so good. You guys want to see it later?1:14He reminds me of Ron Paul.1:15No, he's more like Jamie Kennedy, but not Jamie Kennedy the comedian, Jamie Kennedy the head gaffer from the 1997 made for TV movie Murder at the World Series.1:22I can break it down in a way you'll understand. The 10 reasons MySpace is crashing and burning.1:26Come on.1:27MySpace. Maybe we don't always know how to express it well, but look, Flickr and I got together and we kind of made you a photo memorial.1:35Everyone helped out. Here, this one's from LiveJournal. That's just a picture of her cutting herself.1:42Oh, this one's from DeviantArt. No, that's just some furry stuff.1:47Damn it. Ha! Here, this one's from 4chan.1:52This is gay pornography.1:54Well, I got you this too, in case you didn't like that. It's a gift.1:57Oh, really?1:59Yeah, really. I can has benefit of doubt, please?2:02Oh, tub girl. Wow, shocker.2:06I can't get through to him.2:07No one's got to get through to me. I'm still a legitimate website.2:11I outrank Facebook. Ask Alexa.2:14Don't pull me into this.2:15You know, Napster just tagged me in a note. He's been refurnishing chairs in Portland.2:21He says he's very happy.2:23You've been dying for this to happen, with your super pokes and your mega wall.2:27How am I supposed to compete, huh? There's a new application on there every day, every goddamn day.2:33That reminds me, I brought Risk if anyone wants to play later.2:37Risk, Jesus.2:40You need a girlfriend. I know 12 girls in this area looking for sex tonight.2:45Or we can stay in and watch a movie.2:47Hey, I know a white Christian woman you'd really like. You guys are matched on 29 parameters.2:5129 parameters of fuck you, eHarmony. I don't need your charity.2:55If you want, I've got like a million pictures of Paris Hilton's vagina.2:58She's such a slut.2:59You are.3:00Shut up, you shallow whore.3:01Sightful cow.3:04Could we maybe refine our terms here? Turn on moderate safe search.3:08Dude, check it out, lesbos for the win.3:10They're totally gay!3:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.3:14You're disrupting the intervention.3:16Whatever, it's photoshopped anyways.3:17I saw this intervention on a different website last week.3:20That's impossible.3:21Your butt's impossible.3:22Your nuts rim tossable.3:24The Rugrats. Fucking dog.3:26Nickelodeon in the 90s.3:2790s and gaming and Legends of the Hidden Temple.3:32All right, I'm out of here.3:34Wait! We packed some of your stuff.3:39Public domain.3:41Snorks and Smurfs and Gak, Gak falling on Mark Summers and Mario Pay.3:47Hey, 4chan, these guys are Scientologists.3:51Oh!3:57So you're really leaving?4:00Looks like it.4:014chan wanted me to give you this. It's the card that went with his present.4:12God damn it.4:18Oh, oh, yeah, that's rich. Oh, oh, yeah, that's rich.4:21Be the man now, dog, please.
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