Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffLouis Ck Talks About Being WhiteDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.4K views Jan 2010Louis C.K. jokes about the advantages of being a white man, imagining how easily he could travel through history and shrugging off insults. Show transcript0:01Sorry I'm being so negative. It's, I'm a bummer. I don't know.0:05I, I shouldn't be. I'm a very, uh, you know, lucky guy. I got a lot going for me.0:08I'm, I'm healthy, I'm relatively young, I'm white, which thank God for that shit, boy.0:13That is a huge leg up. Are you kidding me?0:16Oh God, I love being white. I really do.0:19Seriously, if you're not white, you're missing out because this shit is thoroughly good.0:27And, and but let me be clear, by the way, I'm not saying that white people are.0:30I'm saying that being white is clearly better. Who could even argue?0:37If it was an option, I would re-up every year. Oh yeah, I'll take white again, absolutely.0:40I've been enjoying that. I'm gonna stick with white, thank you.0:46Here's how great it is to be white. I could get in a time machine and go to any time, and it would be fucking awesome when I get there.0:59That is exclusively a white privilege. Black people can't fuck with time machines.1:05A black guy in a time machine is like, hey, anything before 1980?1:08No, thank you. I don't want to go.1:12But I can go to any time. The year 2? I don't even know what was happening then, but I know when I get there, welcome, we have a table right here for you, sir.1:22Thank you. Oh, it's lovely here in the year two.1:28I can go to any time. In the past, I don't want to go to the future and find out what happens to white people because we're going to pay hard for this shit, you got to know that.1:37We're not going to just fall from number one to two. They're going to hold us down and fuck us in the ass forever, and we totally deserve it, but for now, weee!1:53Now, if you're, if you're white and you don't admit that it's great, you're an asshole.1:58It is great, and I'm a man. How many advantages could one person have?2:02I'm a white man. You, you can't even hurt my feelings.2:09What can you really call a white man that really digs the, hey, cracker?2:13Oh, ruined my day.2:16Boy, shouldn't have called me a cracker. Bringing me back to owning land and people.2:23What a drag.
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