1.5K views Feb 2009
Ian boasts about his new girlfriend, who turns out to be his friend's sister, then races toward marriage until a hypnosis scheme makes her call off the wedding.
0:00 Oh my God, did you hear about Britney today? 0:02 Oh my God, yes, and she is so fat. 0:04 Shut up! 0:06 Anthony, Anthony, wake up, wake up, Anthony, the house is on fire! 0:11 What? Psych! I got a girlfriend. 0:14 Woohoo, I got a girlfriend, yeah, yeah, and I'm stealing your sweatshirt. 0:21 Pretty much the smokinest babe alive. Met her on this website. 0:24 What, you, you met her on twilightobsession.com? 0:27 Does it matter where I met her? No. Okay, shut up. Here she is right here. 0:31 Her name's Antoinette, super sexy, right? 0:34 Dude, that... that's my sister! 0:37 I- I- okay, I had no idea, all right? 0:39 Oh, come on. So you're telling me you've never seen this picture before? 0:44 I- I- I mean, I- I thought she looked familiar. 0:46 You can't date my sister. 0:48 Oh, come on. One- one date, that's it. 0:51 You know what, fine, but only 0:53 Yes! Woohoo, gold on my first bid, yeah, yeah. 1:02 Testing, testing, testing! 1:05 Later, dude. 1:05 Wish me luck. 1:07 Wait up, wait, wait. Here, take these. Girls love roses. 1:11 Girls don't love roses. They like cool things like WrestleMania and Monster Jam. 1:15 D- I've had 2 girlfriends before. I pretty much know everything about women. 1:19 They like this kind of crap. 1:22 All right, man. 1:29 Hey! 1:30 What the hell do you want? 1:32 Do you want these roses? 1:33 Hell yes I do! Thanks, man. 1:39 Ian! Over here! 1:41 My lady. 1:45 Got a little hair in my mouth. 1:51 Now let's see what you're talking about, Ian. 1:54 You have to go poop? You have to make a poopy? 1:57 All right, hurry up and poop. I don't got all day. Poop, damn it. 2:01 I promise I won't watch. 2:04 Oh God, it's Brad. 2:05 Brad? 2:06 Yeah, my ex. He's looking at me. Uh, get under the table. 2:09 Ah, screw it. I have to look. I don't want you crapping on my shoes or anything. 2:14 Hello, Antoinette. And who are you? 2:19 Hey, dude, what's up? 2:20 Not much, man. Just watching her take the biggest dump of her life. 2:24 You know what? If you guys are so good for each other, why don't you get married? 2:27 Oh God, it smells like my girlfriend's feet. I'll catch you later, man. 2:32 See ya. 2:32 Here's your chocolate mousse. 2:34 Oh, thanks so- Oh, oh crap. 2:37 Let me get that for you, Antoinette. Oh, it's a mess. 2:55 Hey, me and your sister are getting married. 2:58 What? 2:58 In 2 days. 3:00 You're joking, right? 3:01 I'm not joking, we'll get to marry, woohoo, yeah, yeah! 3:13 Say goodbye to your marriage, Ian. 3:32 Are you sure this is going to make me a better kisser? 3:35 When have I ever lied to you? Come on. 3:38 Okay, all right, all right, all right. Here it goes. All right. 3:42 What do you think you're doing? 3:44 I thought we were doing the- 3:45 I'm hypnotizing you, dumbass. 3:47 Really? Because I, I was pretty sure we were going to do the cruel intentions thing that the girls did. 3:52 Just watch the damn pendant. All right, imagine that there was nothing in this room but this pendant. 3:59 You are getting sleepy. All right, you seem pretty hypnotized now, so everything I tell you from this point forward you will believe, and you won't become conscious again until I hit you on the head with this pendant. 4:12 Okay, so the mere sight of Antoinette will make you want to vomit, and you won't want to marry her anymore. 4:20 And Anthony is way cooler than you, and you want to give him your Xbox. 4:25 But the 360, not that old stupid big piece of crap one. 4:29 What are you doing with my fiancé? 4:32 Nothing. 4:32 Well, whatever it is, hurry up. We're going to go shopping for my wedding gown, and I don't want to be late. 4:37 I'm going to be in the car. Hurry up! 4:42 Oh, crap. Oh. No, come on, man, wake up, wake. Damn it. 4:57 Oh, sorry. 4:59 He's. 5:00 He's just, uh, obviously 5:05 feeling a little under the weather, so, uh, he'll be fine though. 5:17 How does this one look? I said, how does this one look? 5:23 That's it! The wedding's off! I never want to see you again! 5:27 You're such a pig. 5:31 I heard about you and Antoinette, man. That sucks. That girl's always been crazy, but 5:36 now it's just you and me again, just like old times. Yeah, we're gonna have so much fun. 5:40 Come on. Yeah! Fun! Yeah! 5:50 Come on up. Then turn. 5:55 Woo! Yeah! 6:05 Yeah! 6:08 Ian! 6:13 Oh man, that was a close one. I thought you were gonna get hit by a bus. 6:24 That was easy. 
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