Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMy Faith Has Been Completely DestroyedDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.5K views Jul 2009A mock news report follows atheists who find apparent messages in fruit, then interviews a reverend whose explanation undercuts his defense of faith. Show transcript0:07Helen, get in here.0:12Oh my.0:13Finally, after all these years of doubt, proof.0:24Atheists from around the world are converging here and queuing for hours just for a glimpse of the miraculous fruit section.0:31Let's see if we can talk to one of them. Can you tell us what you've seen?0:36Oh, what can I say? My faith's been completely destroyed.0:39Oh, right, so you were a believer.0:42Yeah, I've got this tomato. You can just see the initials JC.0:46Oh, it looks like there's a B there as well. It says JCB.0:51Yeah. Well, that doesn't matter now, does it? This melon blows my tomato out of the water.0:56I mean, it's a full sentence, there's punctuation and everything.0:59No, that's good enough for me. Like the fruit says, there is no God.1:03So what will you do now?1:05Uh... call a prostitute, I suppose.1:11And joining us now is Reverend Stephen Murray. So, Reverend, what's the church's take on this?1:17Is God done for?1:19No, obviously there is a God, and he's fine. This is just typical silly atheists getting carried away.1:24They look at a random pattern in a piece of fruit and think they found some message in it.1:28So it's meaningless.1:30Absolutely. There are a million atheists who've cut open pieces of fruit today and found no such message, just the tasty flesh and seeds that God put there for them to enjoy.1:38This particular atheist happens to have found a piece of fruit that happens to resemble writing, and he's projected his own meaning onto it.1:44It's ridiculous. I mean, you could equally say, look at all the horrible suffering in the world and say that that proves that there's no God.1:50That's a good point. So how do you explain the message?1:53Well, it's probably just some random mutation in the watermelon's genetics.1:57Oh no, wait, not that.
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